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Heathers the Musical

Heathers the Musical

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The creative team behind Heathers the Musical have announced a brand new song has been written into the show ahead of it’s West End debut at the Theatre Royal Haymarket, along with multiple re-workings to the script.

BIG BUD DEAN: J.D.’s single dad. Big jolly personality that barely conceals the enormous rage bubbling just below the surface. Quite possibly a serial bomber. VERONICA’S MOM - Easygoing, distant, yet capable of laying down the law. Voice: Great belt up to C, higher always welcome.

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Removal of curse words as well as onstage smoking, drinking and R-rated sexual scenes (note: there are still PG-13 sexual scenes). KURT’S DAD: Straight-laced, very conservative, also former football player. A simple guy, not book smart, you’d be happy to share a beer with him. This is an excellent forgery. Who are you? Uh, Veronica. Sawyer. I, um­ I crave a boon. What boon? Um, let me sit at your table at lunch, just once. No talking necessary. If people think that you guys tolerate me, then they’ll leave me alone. The Heathers laugh. Before you answer, I also do report cards, permission slips, and absence notes. How about prescriptions? Shut up, Heather! Sorry, Heather. For a greasy little nobody, you do have good bone structure. And a symmetrical face. If I took a meat cleaver down the center of your skull, I’d have matching halves. That’s very important. Of course, you could stand to lose a few pounds. And, you know, you know, you know, This could be beautiful. Mascara, maybe some lip gloss, And we’re on our way. Get this girl some blush, And, Heather, I need your brush. Let’s make her beautiful. Let’s make her beautiful. Let’s make her beautiful. Make her beautiful! Okay? Okay! The Heathers and Veronica exit. Out of my way, geek.

BOY 1: BELEAGUERED GEEK – (16-18) An embittered social outcast. Voice: baritone (up to F#) or tenor (up to A).YOUNG REPUBLICANETTE (GIRL 3) - A tennis-playing, uptight Student Council type. Voice: Belt to at least C# (Soprano up to high A/B is also a plus). What? Open the door! Heathers: O h no, oh no, no, no! You make my balls so blue, So please say hello! Hold 'em, Enfold 'em, Kurt, Ram: A nd never let go! Once you were geeky and nerdy, But they knew you're dirty. You've set them on fire, Kurt, Ram: W hatever you require, they'll do! So take 'em home to meet your parents! They'll wear a suit and tie, Heathers, Kurt: A nd a fancy collar! They'll sing a lullaby: Kurt, Ram: L a la la la la! Please make these balls not blue, Just for a while! Can't wait till later, Kurt, Ram: M y pants are rubbin', Like a hot cheese grater! Give me that! Veronica takes a bottle from Heather M. Look! Booze. Drink. Aw, thank you so much! You're are so welcome. KURT’S DAD - Straight-laced, very conservative, also former football player. A simple guy, not book smart, you’d be happy to share a beer with him. JASON DEAN (JD) - 17. He is darkly charismatic, compelling, attractive, charming on the outside yet very damaged on the inside. Keen smarts and strong inventive comedy. Voice: Strong, confident belt to at least an Ab, A preferable; wide emotional range. RAM’S DAD - Former football player turned suburban Dad, has never outgrown his glory days in high school. Hates weakness, but capable of soul-searching when tragedy strikes.



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